UFO Spotted Hovering Over Stonehenge
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UFO Spotted Hovering Over Stonehenge

 

The Time: 5:40pm. The Date: May 5th, 2017. The Place: Stonehenge. Stonehenge has always been a magnet for unusual stories and unbelievable myths, and this latest tale is no exception. The following image, captured by Martina Sandonà (singer for the Italian trip-hop outfit The Lingams and Yoni) shows what is surely an unusual object hovering above those infamous stones on the Wiltshire plains. The UFO was black and disc shaped, and is estimated by our experts to have been 20-30 feet across. No word yet as to why none of the people in the photo looking in the direction of the UFO saw anything out of the ordinary. We’re thinking alien visual cortex control devices are a likely explanation. We’re not sure that bird can be fully trusted either.

 

 

 

This Post Has 2 Comments

  1. Yes, I know of these visual cortex control devices!! They are standard issue on all intergalactic domes-shaped flights. I can say no more though. I can say no more…

  2. The dolphins are immune. Immune I tell you. Immune.

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